1. "Railroad Crossing Look Out For The Cars" How do you spell that without any R's?
2. "There are 30 cows in a field and 28 chickens, how many didn't????
3. "Brothers and Sisters have I none, but that man's Father is my Fathers' son." Who is "THAT" Man? (Or Woman)
4. Why do artists constantly feel cold?
5. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
6.Knock! Knock!
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
6.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Answers:
1. T.H.A.T. How do you spell "THAT" without any R's!!!!
2. 10.... There are 30 cows in a field, 20 ATE chickens, how many didn't? It's 10.
3. "That Man (or Woman) is you."
4. Because they’re surrounded by drafts.
